Saturday, November 1, 2008

11 reasons why Fashion didnt work for me

1. Its too shallow...thrs much more to the fashion world thn wat Mr. Bhandarkar claims to know.
2. I didnt feel anything for any of the protagonists/antagonists...no sympathy,no empathy,no love,no hate...nothing....zilch....
3. I am not particularly a fan of Fashion shows...i find them rather dull and boring...
4. Priyanka Chopra sleepwalked thru her role and thts wat made this more of a mainstream masala movie (with very less masala btw) rathr thn a realistic one....
5. Thrs zero shock value and v hv seen/heard/known more shocking thngs in our day-to-day lives...
6. There are more than half a dozen gaping holes in the plot (like for eg. why does priyanka hv a cigarette in her handbag if she doesnt smoke??) and i dont even want to discuss all of thm here....coming frm a director who claims to hv dished out a 'realistic' take on the fashion world, thts a huge disappointment...
7. I refuse to buy there are only gays in the fashion world...and i refuse to buy tht all gays are effeminates...
8. The story loses steam, and the audience patience, halfway thru the plot...
9. The movie is not really abt fashion...its abt a model and the story of her life...
10. You can see the twists and turns in the story frm a mile away...
And finally....
11. I saw the movie twice and dint find much worth on either occasion...

1 comment:

Rohit said...

True... True...
The movie continues the trend set by Traffic Signal.
Definitely not in the same league as that of Page 3 and also Corporate.
Huge disappointment...