Missing India! bcz of Wanted!

This is the first time i am missing India...and u kno y...bcz Wanted has opened to rave reviews...and I wanna watch it with my Salman-fan frnds!! Man, an actioner frm Sallu aftr such a long time (Garv was the last one i guess, and it ws mediocre, to put it mildly!) with some rocking music and dances, and m not in India at the time! wat a tragedy...hope to catch it at the 1-hour drive away Naz theatre soon if i find some1 to accompany me...els gotta watch it ol this weeknd...

I wanna Jalwa!

Carnal humor?

This conversation happened today afternoon when me and my roomie, Adrit went shopping at Trader Joe's...

Adrit: Dude, u have picked up a lot of breasts! u sure seem to lik them!
Me: I like breasts!
Adrit: I picked up some thighs....i thot those wud b enough!
Me: Well...lets have some breasts too!
Adrit: U like breasts more or thighs?
Me: I kinda like both!!
Adrit: Ok lets take both then!

And then we realise tht quite a few ppl around r staring at us!

Later, as we moved to the billing counter, the chick thr got into the conversation...

Billing chick: I wonder why breasts r more expensive than thighs!
Adrit: Hmm...true its always tht way!
Me: ?!!
Adrit: I think thts because they have more meat than the thighs...that makes sense rit?
Billing chick: Yeah tht sounds rit...breasts r always more juicy than thighs...thr u go...have a nice meal... :)

If u havent guessed it yet, we were shopping for some chicken.