Likely turkeys! :D

The following movies IMO are most likely the worst we'll see this year...Thankfully, Subhash Ghai hs no projects coming up (hopefully forever :D ) else i wud hv stopped watching movies altogethr :)

1. Billu Barber - altho the story revolves around Irfan Khan, the way SRK is being promoted as the face of the movie, it is likely to be a huge disappointment...and i dont really hv any respect for Priyadarshan's directorial skills...he stopped making good movies aftr Virasat...did i hear some1 say Hera Pheri ws a good movie?? well yeah, true, but essentially bcz of Paresh Rawal!

2. Veer - Sallu and screenplay writing!!! :O WTF?!! he did tht wit the insanely hilarious and crappy Chandramukhi 16 yrs ago and some ppl stil hvnt recovered frm laughing thr asses off! and aftr i saw this pic of Sallu, whr hes supposed to be a good samaritan-warrior frm ol' times, i cud barely stop myself frm puking!! :O Salman hs lost it (i kno, i kno...long back!!)...and whn u hv Anil 'Gadar' Sharma navigating the ship, it sure is a disaster waiting to happen! actually its one of those rare bad movies m actually lookin fwd to! hvnt ROFLd in a long tim :D

3. Main Aur Mrs Khanna - its a movie abt extra-marital affairs (how innovative!!) whr Sallu and Kareena play Mr. and Mrs. Khanna....and Sohail Khan presumably plays the 'affair'! :D with a debutant director at the helm of affairs, the Khan bros r sure to sabotage the project and serve us some yucky stuff tht wil leav a horrible after-taste! M sick of watching Salman and Sohali act 'funny' wit thr pelvis-crotch brand of humor!

4. Kajraa re - A 'realistic' movie abt Pakistan's infamous Heera Mandi area directed by Pooja Bhatt and starring Himess Bhai!! Noooooo...spare me the horror! :D

5. Hook Ya Crook - Directed by David Dhawan, John plays a cricketer in this movie :D :D :D and to top it, its touted as a thriller with a sprinkling of comedy and romance :D ha ha ha :D LOLs

6. Hidaba (watevr tht means!) - this one stars Rani Mukherjee as a girl who wants to play cricket and hence, she puts on a moustache and, hold ur breath, joins the boys team to play alongside Shahid Kapur.....ROFL :D :D :D to top it, Rakhi Sawant is said to hv a major role....all the more reason to watch the movie they feel :D and to top it even more, its a YRF film!...yikes :O sounds lik anothr Tashan to me! :)

7. My Name Is Khan - The mere fact tht SRK plays an autistic character in ths KJo venture hd me in splits whn i heard it for the first time! SRK and autistic!! aur kitna ham-overact-ham karega yaar!!!

8. All Govinda starrers - tht guy is back on hs ego-trip tht he hd to abandon mid-way in 2002 bcz of heavy public backlash...but one (thoroughly pathetic) Partner in his kitty and hes feeling euphoric again!

9. All movies Sanjay Gadhvi associates himself with - Mr. Gadhvi, seriously Dhoom2 and Kidnap are enuff! Get lost!!

10. All Akshay Kumar movies - i am sick of this guy...he made me cry wit every movie of his aftr Namaste London - be it Bhool Bhulaiya, Heyy Babyy, Singh Is Kingg or CC2C...no more Akki for me please!

i hope u all tk my cue and stay away frm these turkeys! lets b safe out thr! :)